I’m Matt, I like football so I write about it. I use “like” in that special sense of how a man feels about a woman, by the way; loving her, wanting her, getting insanely pissed off about her crazy ways but always coming back to her in the end. Yeah, football is like my woman, who I share with thousands of people. So what I’m saying is, football is a bit of a whore. Wow, that analogy got weird quickly. Ah well, c’est la vie!